Showing posts with label Shooter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shooter. Show all posts

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Enough with the Grandma Boobies. Enough.

Friday, September 6
Southgate House Revival
Newport, Kentucky


Downgrade from a bus to a Sprinter. At least I had plenty of room for activities.
Candy was here. Or there. However you phrase it.


Love the Southgate House.
 Talking to drunk people is a lot like talking to infants...#merchgirlprobs
Pizza, delivered to the merch table. A-freakin-Men.


 I love Southgate House. I love Fifth on the Floor. I love Shooter Jennings and the GFY'S. But more than that I love doing shows in Kentucky and supporting Kentucky made beverages.


I love Justin Wells. Even when he puts his finger up my nose.


Bless it's sweet little drunk heart.


We take the best purposefully bad pictures. 

WAFFLEHOUSE. COUNTRY STYLE. YESSSSSSSSSS.

I love gas station bathrooms with fake flora. 
Saturday, September 7
Chick Ridge Bike Rally 
Hardinsburg, Kentucky
Officially the most redneck event I've ever attended, and I'm from Tompkinsville — at Chick Ridge Biker Rally.


Every time I look up from my merch table, the first thing i see is a woman in a bikini. A big old fat woman in a bikini.

At this point, I quit taking pictures because all I saw was terrible, terrible sin. It was the closest I have ever came to quitting my job and walking home. Plus I had to pee and wanted to puke and missed boy way big bad. Life was far from good. So I tweeted.

When I look the other direction, I see a man on stage who's full frontal junk i just saw peeing by the trailer.

45+ dance contest. Grandma boobies. Horrible grandma boobies dragging the ground. I. Want. To. Die.

Your name is Christmas?!
  

found a biker husband. He gave me moonshine. His name is Torch. We're in love #needtoborrowthosechaps


Thursday, July 18, 2013

Boots in the Sand, Butt in a Portapotty

July 11, 2013
Bottle & Cork 
Dewey Beach, Delaware 

To get from where we were staying in Maryland to the venue in Delaware we had to cross a realllllll big bridge. Like so big that I, not even particularly scared of bridges, got a little bit nervous crossing it.


Mas big bridge.
Congrats! You win the award for most disgusting portapotty EVER.
The greatest liquor store in the world?! Like the whole entire thing?! Whoa. Impressive.
After going to Myrtle Beach and being so close to the ocean but not getting to actual see it, my first priority was to get a glimpse of it when we got the the venue in Delaware. Turns out we were on a little pensiula kinda thing, and on one side (the side I tried first, of course) was just the bay and not the ocean.This did not make me happy.
Thanks, bathroom stall door for ruining  my party plans.
It's a little blurry, but I had to get a bathroom pic (le duh) of me in my Jonathan Tyler shirt. This shirt gets ridiculous amounts of comments--not to mention it's probably one of the most badass free shirts I've ever gotten.
A wild Beyonce in Delaware!
HST. Love, love, love it.
My merch for the night. Little painted guitar guy kept scaring the crap out of me every time I turned around.I legit thought there was some creeper creepin in my merch booth. Good times.
After a lovely dinner of fish tacos (seriously, if I am anywhere near the ocean I must eat seafood-I swear I could easily be a vegetarian and only eat seafood- is that a pescatarian? I'm too lazy to Google right now.) I FINALLY made my way to the beach. I didn't even care if I touched the water- heck, I barely got into the sand- I just wanted to see it. It's not like I've never been to the beach before or never seen the ocean. I have, plenty of times. I just love it and hate the idea of being so close and not even getting a peek at it. 
Boots in the sand.
Hola, ocean.
 

My view for the night.
My view from where I sat for most of the show: on the merch counter. I really do not know why I feel the need to sit on the highest surface in my merch selling area. I think I'm part cat. 
   Oh, and did I mention I met Luke Wilson? Ok, not so much met as sold two cds and almost a shirt (never have I been so disappointed not to have someone's size). But I spoke words to him. In person. Face to face. That is all. 

June 12, 2013
Jefferson Theater
Charlottesville, Virginia 
Sorry, Mr. President, we didn't have time to stop by. Just passing through.
Well that's not at all troubling.
My new thing is taking a picture of the venue from the stage at every show as we load in. This was such a beautiful venue. 
Stage selfie. Nerd status: 99%
These "as i'm peeing" pics have a purpose. This was was to remember how nice this venue's shower/bathroom was. And now we both know.
After I set up merch I went 'sploring. All the way to the top to watch the guys soundcheck. Awesome view.
Idk if it was the pink pants or the ungodly amount of booze the people at the show were drinking, but these Virginia boys were loving me. I've said it a million times, but seriously, the hardest part of not selling merch anymore will be maintaining my small amount of self confidence without boozy boys telling me I'm pretty. I need to start recording them and playing it back when I'm having a fat day.
 

Opening guy's shirts. Oh, the irony.
 



Best chip brand ever. I usually get the crab ones anytime I see them, but I strayed from my norm and got a different flavor. They were excellent as well.

Ever been to Beaver? I recommend the Sleep Inn. Real nice.

Now hiring burgers and hotdogs. That's what I call equal opportunity.

West Virgina's capitol building. Pretty!

On the stage at Renfro Valley.

Check out these awesome new shirts! You know you want one. Lucky for you, I can hook you up.


The band + my favorite giant, Justin Wells.

Thursday, June 13, 2013

To Texas again, Gypsy Woman

I always pee when I'm at Soundcheck, mostly just so I can see these awesome toilet seats. It's the little things, y'all. 

This bus was even nicer than the last one. It still makes my belly feel all fluttery when I think about it- I'm touring with a band on a bus?! I'm so, so blessed. 

Thursday, June 6
Thunder on the Mountain
Ozark, Arkansas 

Lineup and another laminate! 

I didn't have to sell merch for this festival, so I just followed tour manager Ryan around all day and learned more about the ten million things he does for every show. 


Not gonna lie, I kinda loved standing on the stage and looking important. I'm totally not, but all those people didnt know that. 

Sturgill Simpson on one of the other stages, rocking his Austin City shirt. 


Randy Houser on the main stage. 

Big and Rich, from back stage. Once again, I love being a pretend important person. Meeting cool band and crew guys, hanging out on other artist's busses (cough cough randy houser- not that I even really care about him, it's still kinda cool) and watching Game of Thrones and Napolean Dynamite, listening to bigger bands play and learning how this whole circus works on a bigger scale-- such am amazing, entertaining life. 

Friday, June 7
Brazos Nights
Waco, Texas 

This bus didnt have windows in the bunks- which, I'm not gonna lie, caused a few moments of crazy strong claustrophobia that almost caused me to puke, so I had to get up and go to the front or the back to see where we were each morning. Thankfully, we were parked right beside a sign that filled me in. 

The show was outside by the river, and was so beautiful. I've said it ten million times, but I'll say it again, I love Texas. 

So Holly Tucker or something (or something like that) sang (or something's me that) a few songs to start off the show, and then had meet and greet right afterwards....right beside the merch tent. So this is what I got to look at before Ryan saved the day.  The people start here....

And keep on going here...

And go all the way down past that van. And the line lastes for hoursssss. I don't get it but whatev. 

Jonathan Tyler and the Northern lights played before us, and I was so excited to see them. I'm a fan, and they def didnt disappoint. Plus I got to sell their merch so I got this sweet shirt! 

Love it times ten million. Thanks again! 
The super nice Waco Parks & Rec people gave us these shirts too. 



I get bored and was having a good hair day, so.... 

After the show we went to a bar to see Jason Boland play. It was legit the Texas bar of my dreams- two stepping to red dirt music--ahh, love. I told the boys they had to help me find a husband, but they talked me out of that and bought me drinks instead. Which worked. Plus, I realized I made myself look as unavailable and unapproachable as possible, surrounded by some combination of six guys at all times. Oh Texas husband, I will find you someday and we can two step off into the sunset. 

Jason Boland 

Saturday, June 8
Waylon Birthday Bash
Whiteface, Texas

We had to stop at WayneBo's-- the liquor store for people with speech impediments. 

It was right across the road from the party house. Specific type of party unknown. 

You know what I love? Hotels with mirrors I can see myself in as I pee. Thumbs up to you, holiday inn express levelland! 

Oil rig things (I don't know their actual title and am too lazy to google it at the moment. They were everywhereeeee. Like windmills in the midwest, only less terrifying. 
This was when I was 90% certain that my combo of red bull and 9000 degree heat inside the trailer I was selling merch from was going to lead to my untimely death. 
Drinking straight from the bag of wine.  God bless Texas. 
People, people everywhere. Real sweet people. Though i was a bit weary at first. Especially when right before I get off the bus I'm told, with an evil laugh, "they're gonna love you here!" 

I'd been wanting a Waylon shirt for a while, and I finally got one there! 

The lineup. 


So, i got to see my first wedding at a shooter show that night. Right there on front of the stage, officiated by the mayor of Whiteface. 

Let me just say- Texas is just as redneck as Kentucky. And I love it. 
Another badge to add to my collection! 
Not sure why this still makes me excited. But it does, so picture. 

The view from my merch trailer. 




I went out into the crowd to take this, and sold a shirt to a guy complaining they cost too much by saying I'd deliver it  to his seat. Boom. I win. 


Whey Jennings singing "Outlaw Shit" with the band. 

After the show we drove all night and all the next day to get back to Nashville. That night Little Wing got an intro to Jazz by Anti-Ringo and Johnny, who also needs a nickname. It was the most I've laughed in a long time. (And I'll never look at cheese crackers the same.) So much fun. I'm so lucky to not only once but twice to have found bands of genuinely great guys to work with. I already feel like I have seven new big brothers and I love them to death. People always are shocked that I'm the lone girl with a bus full of guys, but I love it. I am so, so lucky to be living a life I've dreamed of for so long. 


The next day, on the way home, we watched Django on the bus. I was simultaneously horrified and amazed. I recommend it. 

Until the bus leaves again, xoxo