Southgate House Revival
|Downgrade from a bus to a Sprinter. At least I had plenty of room for activities.|
|Candy was here. Or there. However you phrase it.|
|Love the Southgate House.|
|Pizza, delivered to the merch table. A-freakin-Men.|
I love Southgate House. I love Fifth on the Floor. I love Shooter Jennings and the GFY'S. But more than that I love doing shows in Kentucky and supporting Kentucky made beverages.
|I love Justin Wells. Even when he puts his finger up my nose.|
|Bless it's sweet little drunk heart.|
|We take the best purposefully bad pictures.|
|WAFFLEHOUSE. COUNTRY STYLE. YESSSSSSSSSS.|
|I love gas station bathrooms with fake flora.|
Chick Ridge Bike Rally
Officially the most redneck event I've ever attended, and I'm from Tompkinsville — at Chick Ridge Biker Rally.
Every time I look up from my merch table, the first thing i see is a woman in a bikini. A big old fat woman in a bikini.
When I look the other direction, I see a man on stage who's full frontal junk i just saw peeing by the trailer.
45+ dance contest. Grandma boobies. Horrible grandma boobies dragging the ground. I. Want. To. Die.
Your name is Christmas?!
found a biker husband. He gave me moonshine. His name is Torch. We're in love